Flim Gradient Wallpaper

WELL LOOKIE WHAT WE GOT HERE, BROTHER OF MINE
IT'S THE SAME ON EVERY SITE...
PONIES WITH KEYBOARDS AND COMPUTERS
BUT NOT A GOOD WALLPAPER IN SIGHT!

MAYBE THEY'RE NOT AWARE THERE'S REALLY NO NEED
FOR A BLANK CAPER...
THAT THE KEY THAT THEY NEED TO SOLVE THIS SAD BLAND BACKGROUND
IS IN THIS WALLPAAAAPER!

WELL YOU GOT OPPORTUNITY
ON THIS ONLINE COMMUNITY!
HE'S FLIM!
HE'S FLAM!
WE'RE THE WORLD-FAMOUS FLIM-FLAM BROTHERS!
TRAVELLING IMAGE-PONIES NON-PARLAY!

nonparwhat?

NONPARLAY AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASON WHY YOU TWAT
NOPONY ELSE IN THIS WHOLE PLACE WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CHANCE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT!
AND THAT'S A NEW WORLD WITH TONS OF PICTURES,
FRESH-MADE AND READY FOR SAVING!
MORE PICTURES THAN YOU CAN GURGE WITH ALL YOUR DAYS OF SEARCHING!

SO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
ON THIS ONLINE COMMUNITY!
HE'S FLIM!
HE'S FLAM!
WE'RE THE WORLD-FAMOUS FLIM-FLAM BROTHERS!
TRAVELLING IMAGE-PONIES NON-PARLAY!

I SUPPOSE BY NOW YOU'RE WONDERING,
ABOUT OUR PERCULIAR MODE OF DESIGN...
I SAY, A LOT OF PHOTOSHOPPING!

AND I SUPPOSE BY NOW YOU'RE WONDERING,
WHERE ARE THESE PROMISED BACKGROUNDS?
ANYPONY CAN MAKE A CLAIM AND ANY HORSE CAN DO THE SAME!

BUT MY BROTHER AND I HAVE SOMETHING MOST UNIQUE AND SUPERB,
UNSEEN IN ANYTIME IN THIS GREAT NEW WORLD,
AND THAT'S OPPORTUNITY!

FOLKS THE ONE AND ONLY,
THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST!
THE UNBELIEVEABLE!
UNIMPEACHABLE!
INDISPENSABLE!
ICAN'TBELIEVEABLE!

FLIM-FLAM BROTHERS GRADIENT WALLPAPERS SIX THOUSAAAAND!

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TL;DR, this is awesome, I'ma save it. I hope you appreciate this song, because now my fingers hurt.